Sarcasm.

swan2swan:

Hey, guys, this isn’t an old story, this is brand-new. 

Remember when Ivanka supposedly stepped in last time?

Don’t think that’s happening again.

I know there’s a LOT of chaos, but please bring this up in discussions during this election year, okay? And the next two years. Don’t let this be stricken from your memories.

storyofthislife:

i still ask “you promise?” like a little kid.

harpygf:

anyone else here too FUCK UGLY to appear in public

amargedom:
“ Daily Reminder!
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amargedom:

Daily Reminder!

consquisiteparole:

Ingmar Bergman Makes a Movie: Post-Production (Vilgot Sjöman,1963)

teenbitch:

has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

yourbuddyyourpalyourbucky:

The Black Panther lives. (X)

JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for "fleeing from death", indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.
JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf
JK Rowling: theyre called black dog and werewolf mcwerewolf

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

So finals have got me down and I’ve decided all I want for christmas is to be as happy as jeff goldblum in a multi-colored cat sweater

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We are….less than close to our goal…..

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WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

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Hey everyone I just want to say

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We did it

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing.
Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin
(via books-n-quotes)

just-shower-thoughts:

Being naked doesn’t feel as naked as being naked with socks on.

Thinking about getting married in a couple years so that’s weird.

Super weird I feel like a grown up.